2004-12-14
9:33 p.m.

Job Opening on Clay Aiken's Posse

LBFCA has learned of a new job opening on Clay Aiken's posse: Fire Fighter.

Reports indicate that while Clay was promoting Learning To Sing at a book signing in Raleigh, NC, yesterday, the scent of smoke was noticed

resulting in an evacuation of the premises

and summoning of the local fire fighters.

No source of smoke was discovered, no injuries were reported

While Jerome fulfills the responsibilities of Body Guard, Nick provides Associate Producer services, Mary Manages, and John provides Stylist and Wardrobe services (successfully or not, depending upon which Broad you ask!), Clay�s Posse is in need of a full time Fire Fighter.

It is clear from yesterday�s incident that Clay Aiken is so hot that smoke and/or fire can erupt unexpectedly in his vicinity.

It is as yet unclear whether the smoke was caused by the spontaneous combustion of a fan in the presence of Clay.

The Main Page Broads of LBFCA attempted to confirm that all Lecherous Broads are safe and accounted for. But, frankly, while looking at these photos from the event, we sort of lost track.

Nelle

Thanks to Danie P80 and Shine in NC for the fabulous photos.