2008-09-25
10:25 p.m.

Impeccable Gaydar

I always knew it. It was just sooo obvious. My gaydar is impeccable.

I mean, come on! Anyone can spot a gay man a mile away.

They always have the greatest sense of style, you know? Gay guys can really put together an outfit...uh...

Well, anyway, they're always fastidiously neat and clean...um...

Jeez. Does he own a mirror?

But you know those gay guys are genetically predisposed to be awesome at doing hair. A gay man never EVER lets himself be seen with less than perfect hair.

#$@%&*!!! Seriously??

Well, he can dance, right?

Okay, that�s not bad. Wait. What is he...? Oh, for the love of...

Hang on a minute. Are we sure he's gay?

-- Julie, with laughs and photo assistance from Jan, as well as guidance from the HTML Goddess Melissa

With nothing but love and support for Clay, who can take a joke better than most people. This is your moment, sweetheart...and it�s all UPHILL from here!