Lecherous Broads For Clay Aiken!
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2006-10-11
11:14 p.m.

Hey Good Lookin'!


After seeing Clay's appearance on Martha Stewart, I resisted the urge (isn't that what the Virgin Queen does best) to write a song parody of "Hey Good Lookin'". Too easy, right?

Clay, your ability to cook may only extend to pulverizing Ritz crackers with a rolling pin

But we still think you know your way around the kitchen. I mean, look at you in that apron!

And well, I don't think we have to say anything about what Clay handling kitchen implements does to a Broad.

And how many ovaries exploded when he INSISTED upon helping Granny pour the ingredients?

But Clay, we know that you don't need a kitchen to cook. You fried us good and done without a pan in sight (though I think there might be a few of us that would have been up for that)!

-Kelly

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