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2006-12-06
2:32 p.m.

LoveSac Baby!

SuzyP: Hey Erin, did you see the home tour Clay gave us on WRAL?

Erin: Of course!

SuzyP: He had a LoveSac!!!

Remember that LoveSac store in Hollywood, right outside of the Virgin Megastore? Ha! I wonder if that�s where he saw them.

Erin: Yes! I remember the LoveSac store! Clay has a LoveSac! OMG! Fate.

SuzyP: Correction - Clay has a HUGE LoveSac. And listen to this blurb from the LoveSac website:

"Before you�ll be able to enjoy your new LoveSac you�ll need to do some serious fluffing. Fluffing consists of flipping, rotating, and massaging your Sac. Invite your friends and family over to help fluff your Sac. The more you fluff your Sac, the more fluffy your Sac becomes."

Erin: OMG!!!!!! Where can I sign up to fluff Clay�s love sac? I wonder if he is aware that his love sac needs fluffing?

SuzyP: Maybe you can ask him the next time you see him. Hey, this LoveSac website is full of pictures of celebs and their LoveSacs. Oooh Jennifer Love Hewitt has a nice healthy pink one!

Erin: I was actually kinda surprised that Clay�s was brown.

SuzyP: Yeah, and dark brown at that. That�s a little weird, but it sure did look mighty warm and snuggly.

Erin: Who is that? Oh no!

Both: EEEEEEWW!

SuzyP: That LoveSac has a nasty growth on it. Wait, is that Andy!Dick!Clayton with Giuliana DePandi?

Erin: Uh, no, that�s actually Andy Dick. Heh, A. Dick on a LoveSac. There�s got to be a joke in there somewhere.

SuzyP: No kidding. Look! It�s our old friend George Lopez.

Erin: Oh cool! His is yellow. Hmmm, that�s Tyra�s favorite color. I bet if Clay had a yellow one, she�d rub herself all over it.

SuzyP: She�ll have to push me out of the way first.

Erin: After you push me out of the way.

SuzyP: *sticks tongue out at Erin*

Erin: *sticks tongue out at SuzyP*

SuzyP: *rolls eyes* Holy moly, look at this. Hilary Duff is signing someone�s LoveSac! I wonder if the owner is getting her autograph tattooed on it.

Erin: That�s got to hurt! And Benjamin MacKenzie is doing it, too!

SuzyP: I didn�t know he was into that sort of thing.

Erin: Oh my�.look at Brad Paisley�s LoveSac.

SuzyP: That�s not paisley, it�s spotted.

Erin: That�s his name, you twit. Hey, Tracy Lawrence seems happy to see us!

SuzyP: Eeewww, his sac is spotted, too.

Erin: I want a freaking love sac of my own now, and I will name it Clay. No, make that Clayton.

SuzyP: You know he saves that name for people that came before he achieved fame and and fortune.

Erin: Yeah well, I came way before he even got his first Idol paycheck, so pffft.

SuzyP: Clayton it is then.


Posted by Erin.
Written by SuzyP(based on an actual conversation).
Clay�s LoveSac lovingly cupp...er....capped by JaneP.

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