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2004-08-25
7:11 a.m.

Ranch Olympics: Round V

Cox:
We're here live with the Purple Medal winning gymnastic team.

Rowdy:
Look at all these GORGEOUS Broads!

Cox:
Do I have to call Cookie with her Spat'lar again?

Rowdy:
Uh, do you REALLY want me to answer that?

Cox:
Welcome, Granny in NY, Pam andAmy E... You all have a lot to be proud of... Purple Medals in everything from Rhythmic Events to Floor Excercises. All those moves, how did you do it?

Pam:
Being flexible is just something that comes naturally to me.

Cox:
Pam, we've seen you on this haystack podium more than once in these games! Impressive grasp of the physical you have.

Pam:
Well, you know ... What can I say? I've got the skills.

Rowdy:
Granny in NY and Amy E. one on floor exercises and one participating in the rhythmic competition. What was the biggest thrill for each of you.

Granny in NY:
Finding myself on the floor with a thick layer of ginger fuzz all around me.

Cox:
Well, that serves as an excellent visual.

AmyE:
For me, well, just everything about it. The rhythm of the music helped me visualize what I really wanted to happen. I could see it all in my head, but yet, it wasn't real. Does that make sense?

Cox:
You were able to put yourself into an ideal situation without actually BEING in that situation.

AmyE:
It was great!

Cox:
Well, there you have it. Skills, fuzz and an overactive imagination have helped this team to their first-ever purple medal. Rowdy, who do you have over there?

Rowdy:
I'm here with Anita who just finished up the BreastStroke competition ... held on the banks of the 'Holdin' Fast Home at Last' river here at the Double O Wild BEVR. Anita, tell us, how was the water?

Anita:
Water? Uh, the competition was held on the banks of the river.

Rowdy:
The Breaststroke is typically a "water" event correct?

Anita:
Oh there was moisture alright, but we weren't in the water.

Rowdy:
I think we'll let that speak for itself.

Cox:
Be sure and join us tomorrow as we bring to an end the Ranch Summer Olympics.


Written by: Wendy in FL

With inspiration by Guest Book posts from pam, AmyE, Anita and Granny in NY

Opening Ceremonies
Round I
Round II
Round III
Round IV

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