Cox:
We have a lot to cover, so let's get right to it.

Rowdy:
We've witnessed so many amazingly talented Broads in these games, too many to mention them all, but we would like to mention a few really quickly before we get to the final Event.

Cox:
Frances' exceptional string of three pointers in the Basketball Finals, and Carol in Fl's Purple Medal in the "Jewish Guilt" competition (Who knew!?!) are but a few of the exceptional displays during the past two weeks of competition.

Rowdy:
I'm almost sad to see it end.

Cox:
Our final event of these games, is one that has been around since June of last year. This started out as playful banter in the GuestBook and later developed into a serious affair.

Rowdy:
That's right Ivana. These Broads take their Twister SER.I.OUS.LY.

Cox:
That, they do. But, after much twisting, turning, bending, reaching and pulling, er, I'm not sure about that last one ... We have crowned our new Twister Champion. Cheyanne, how does it feel?

Cheyanne:
Well, I'll tell ya, it felt great! I mean, feels great ... wait, what are we talking about?

Cox:
The Twister Tournament. How was it?

Cheyanne:
Oh yes, it was hot, sticky and hard! Not to mention, emotionally and physically draining. The competition was tight, the mat was packed. Arms and legs everywhere. I'm sorry, the room is starting to spin.

Rowdy:
Somebody bring her some water?!

Cox:
You rest. Guys, can we put up the graphic?

Cox:
Well, I think that says it all. Until next year ...

Rowdy:
Gooden Rowdy ...

Cox:
And Ivana Cox ... signing off ...

CLOSING CEREMONIES

Once again, Nelle Keykeeper makes her way to the Haystack Podium to address the many fans still gathered.

"May the love, laughter and lechery that has entered your lives, never be extinguished... but as for the candle, it's time to blow this baby!!

With a swift puff of air, the candle flame is extinguished and Nelle quickly mounts the Freckled Stallion and rides off into the sunset.

"Yeeeeeeehhhhhaaaawwwww!!!!!"