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2004-08-13
2004 Ranch Olympic Opening Ceremonies held August 13, 2004
Large crowds gathered today to enjoy the Opening Ceremony of the 2004 Double O Wild BEVR Ranch Summer Olympic Games held in Delusion City, Delusion ... Cheers filled the air as Nelle Keykeeper appeared carrying a "Mr. Sugarpants Candle" (the official symbol of the Ranch Olympic Games.) Hey! It's Package Day! Nelle quickly made her way to the haystack podium riding the Freckled Stallion ... bareback. Undressing the crowd ... er ... Addressing the crowd, Nelle spoke of the significance of the "First" Ranch Summer Olympic Games. "These Broads have come together in a spirit of unity and friendly competition... There will be no hair pulling or biting ... but other than that, it's every Broad for herself!"
It is the mission of the Ranch Olympic Committee to organize technically Lecherous Olympic Games. And to provide to the Broads, Lurkers and all those running the games a unique experience, thus leaving behind a legacy for the Ranch Olympics.
~ The 100 Meter Breast Stroke will be held in the "Holdin' Fast Home at Last" River on the shores of the Wild BEVR Ranch. ~ Puddin' Wrasslin' will be held at the LechArena in Delusion City. ~ All other events will be held in and around the Ranch grounds. (Signs will be posted.)
Be sure to join us as Gooden Rowdy and Ivana Cox bring you up to the minute coverage of all the events. We have chosen the team of Rowdy, Cox to present these games for a number of reasons but mainly because we felt they had the right level of experience. Rowdy and Cox have been working together for years and adding them to the mix just seemed to elevate things to a new height of ... journalism.
Thanks to Beth, The Friggin' Wax Goddess for designing the candle last year. };->
Round I
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