Put my Amex in a shoebox
And my Gold card in a drawer
I'm not supposed to buy pins anymore

Now jannet says she's jealous
Of this CH one I've found
If she were me she would be
Out Pay Pal-in' 'round

And Jill says she can't imagine
What on earth I want them for
I'm not supposed to buy pins anymore

Oh I shouldn't swear or tear my hair
It's so bizarre
But I've got pride
Tied up inside
My shopping cart

I'm fighting back compulsions
That I've never had before
'Cause I'm not supposed to buy pins anymore

Now there's nothing I like better
Than these pins so shiny bright
Will I be freed with trades achieved?
Will all be right?

I've piles of pins up on the bed
That I'm packing for Clay's tour
How will I get that bulging suitcase out the door?

Oh I shouldn't swear or tear my hair
It's so bizarre
But I've got pride
Tied up inside
My shopping cart

I'm fighting back compulsions
That I've never had before
'Cause I'm not supposed to buy pins anymore

I'm fighting back compulsions that I've never had before
'Cause I'm not supposed to buy pins anymore