2004-11-09
9:35 p.m.

Reunited

Melissa: *sigh* It's been soooooo long since we've seen Clay.

Katynka: It's only been 3 weeks since Raleigh.

Melissa: But we haven't had any clack!

Katynka: We had the book excerpts. And the previews of the Christmas songs. And the People Extra Christmas article. And...

Melissa: But he hasn't been on my tv!

Katynka: Next week he'll be on Larry King Live, Today, TRL, and Regis & Kelly. He'll have a new album and book out, and the next week he starts another tour.

Melissa: But it's not enough! I miss him! I want him NOWWWWW!

Katynka: How'd you do that?

Melissa: How'd I do what?

Katynka: He's baaaaaack.

Melissa: Where?

Katynka: The commercial. Look. It's him. I'd know that profile anywhere.

Melissa: OMGOMGOMG!

Katynka: Oh.My.God. *whispers* His hip.

Melissa: EEEEEEEEEE!!!! Lookit the feet!

Katynka: Oh, his feet are SOOOO much bigger than Kimmel's.

Melissa: Guh.

Katynka: Guh.

Melissa: I can't take it any more. His hand!

Katynka: I think they'll actually show him.

Melissa: No! This is too much!

Melissa: AAAHHH!!!!

Melissa: *pets screen* He's so pretty.

Melissa: I LOVE HIM SO MUCH!

Melissa: Not him.

Melissa: Although the way he holds his pinky is kind of hot.

Katynka: Melissa, get a grip.

Melissa: Aww, look, Clay likes him too.

Katynka: *rolls eyes*

Melissa: *closes eyes and kisses screen* I missed you honey.

Katynka: Honey, you're kissing Toby Keith.

Melissa: *spits* Ptu! Ptu!

Katynka: You okay?

Melissa: Yes. I'm okay now. That was just too much. It will take me a few days to recover.

Katynka: That was a 10-second promo. The next two weeks are going to kill you. They're going to kill all of us.

But what a way to go.

--by Katynka