2004-09-16
9:53 p.m.

No More Sad Thong

This is the way
That we spend our hard earned money
Watching Clay acting so funny
Advertising thongs.

This is the day
That we hear him tease Quiana
Saying darlin' aren't you gonna
Wear my thong today?

He teases them and we laugh along
What a way he has
Of making us all want to buy thongs
Now we're letting him know.

No more sad thong
I'm letting you know now.

Slipped off, slipped on
With fun in between now

You turned out the lights,
We lit up the night-Woo-hoo!
Fifteen dollars well spent
No more sad thong.

These are the words
Used by Clay trying to sell us
Ways to make our lovers jealous
Of our love for him

This is the thong
That is sold in all the venues
Helping Clay increase his revenue
As we buy them all.

We used to wear bikinis and briefs
We did not wear thongs
But now we all are acting like teens
And now we're singing this song

No more sad thong
I'm letting you know now.

Slipped off, slipped on
With fun in between now

You turned out the lights,
We lit up the night-Woo-hoo!
Fifteen dollars well spent
No more sad thong.

Song lyrics by Mary in MD

Illustrated and posted by Katynka.

Thanks to Jannet for tipping us off about the Dallas thong