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2005-10-21
1:01 p.m.

Somewhere Out ... What?

Okay, class. Put away your books and get out your #2 pencils. It's time for our quiz.

1. What exactly is Clay wearing?

a) a barbershop quartet outfit
b) the "puffy shirt" from Seinfeld
c) the world's highest pants

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2. What is in her sleeves?

a) wadded up tissue paper
b) cotton candy
c) the rest of "Just By Chance"

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3. What is on Clay's head?

a) a wilted pompadour
b) a dead gerbil
c) the lastest hairstyle craze to hit Raleigh, NC in the Spring of '95. (Inspired by Left Eye of TLC). Even the girl has a long piece over her left eye, too!

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4. What is Clay wearing around his waist?

a) a cummerbund
b) a waist cincher
c) one of those Multiples tube things that can be worn as a headband, tube top, a skirt, or a belt. Remember those? They were very popular in 1987.

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5. What day was this concert?

a) May 9, 1995
b) Sometime in 1987. I can tell by the clothes!
c) A long time ago in a galaxy far, far away

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6. Seriously what is with his hair?

a) He's trying to cover a huge zit on his forehead.
b) He's going for the "Phantom of the Opera" look.
c) That's not his hair, it's an eye patch!

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7. What is this song about?

a) Love
b) Mice (not to be confused with dead gerbils)
c) I don't know. I can't pay attention to the lyrics because I'm too distracted by her giant sleeve puffs. Look at them! You could fit twenty baby penguins in those things! Each!

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8. Where does that voice come from, dawg?

a) It's a wonderful, magical mystery
b) His feet
c) The dead gerbil

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Extra credit question:

Why do we love this performance?

a) That voice. It was, is, and always will be the most beautiful instrument
to my ears.

b) We get to peak into his past and see adorable 16-year-old Clay Aiken.
Aww.

c) Glasses!Clay!

d) The insuppressible applause from the audience for him.

e) It's a reminder of how wonderful this fandom is to provide us these
precious Clack treats!

f) Lower register Clay!

g) We get the chance to mock the fashions again!

h) It made us cry. (If you're a big sap like Nelle.)

i) Glory notes!

j) We love dorky high school Clay with bad 90's grunge hair!

k) We can hear "Broads-in-the-making" in the audience.

l) Did you see that pert little a$$?

m) It's Clay Aiken, what's not to love?

n) All of the above!

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Written by Erin and Katynka

Capped by Katynka

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