2008-02-13
10:04 p.m.

LBFCA Presents: Stick Figure Spamalot

Lewd: EEEEEE!!!!!!!! Look, Nelle, fox news stations around the country are showing clips of Clay in Spamalot!

Nelle: Oh no!

Karen Eh: Awww....Clay is so cute, and he looks so happy!

Nelle: Well, this just ruins everything. *pout*

Karen Eh: Nelle, what are you, crazy? There's real live Spamalot Clack, fans...and the whole tv-viewing public...finally get to see Clay sing and dance on Broadway.

Lewd: Gurgle...he slaps his butt!

Nelle: Butt, schmutt, this ruins our plans for a Spamalot Stick Figure series!

Lewd: Don't worry, Nelle, look at the screencaps...

Nelle: They're kinda blurry. Who took that video? Don't those news stations have professionals?

Karen Eh: Nelle! Wake!UP!

Nelle: But, Karen, we've been planning this for months. *whine* You were going to write witty descriptions of each of Clay's scenes, and Lewd has been making Spamalot Stick Figure drawings for weeks. We had a whole series planned.

Lewd: Nelle, don't worry about the stick figures...they were fun for me, we don't have to use them.

Karen Eh: Yea, and you know I don't have time to write the text...I'm swamped with homework.

Nelle: And, on top of the blurry too-fast news clips, cha cha trusty wrote a beautiful synopsis of Spamalot...it's fantastic, but it sorta defeats the purpose of the series.

Karen Eh: Sheesh, aren't you taking this a little too seriously? Isn't this supposed to be about celebrating Clay's success and having a little fun???

Lewd: Yea, Nelle, if life seems jolly rotten, there's something you've forgotten, and that's to laugh and smile and dance and sing...and don't forget to look at all the great pix of our gorgeous singing man at the stagedoor.

Karen Eh: Don't grumble, give a whistle�

Nelle: *sniff* Well, I guess we could link to cha cha trusty's page while we wait for Karen to write her witty text.

Karen Eh: There ya go!

Nelle: I'm not going to let Lewd's terrific creativity go to waste.

Lewd, Karen Eh & Nelle: *whistling* Always Look on the Bright Side of Life...

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Lewd, Karen Eh and Nelle

Stick Figure drawing by Lewd

Thanks to the stage door photographers, morganette and butterflyshine, and to the Clack cappers, gerwhisp and poshpenny