2008-04-17
10:46 a.m.

LBFCA Presents: Stick Figure Spamalot, Act 5

Nelle: Well, now what are we going to do?

Lewd: About what?

Nelle: About our Stick Spamalot Series! It's ruined. Again. This is just a disaster!

Lewd: What are you complaining about now?

Nelle: Now? The list is growing! Wral.com, woodfm.com, broadway.com, Showtime, Extra, Fox, everyplace you turn there's video of Clay, and lots of him in Spamalot!

Lewd: Yay! I love watching Clay Spamalot vids, and save screencaps like crazy.

Nelle: Of course you have...as has everyone in the fandom. So, now our Stick Spamalot Series is even more pointless.

Lewd: Nelle, it's just Spamalot....pointless is the point, it's all good.

Nelle: Plus, Karen Eh is gone. It's all over.

Karen eh: I'm not dead yet.

Nelle: She won't be able to write the witty prose and dialogue.

Karen eh: I've been to Baku and back just while you're whining.

Nelle: The series is ruined. We can't even communicate with her anymore.

Karen eh: I have high speed internet.

Lewd: Karen eh is here! I mean, uhh...there...in Baku....or, um, Halifax, or maybe New York City, but here, online!

Nelle: Sure, but she's too busy traveling and studying to write anything.

Karen eh: You guys can write it, you know.

Lewd: Not me, I just did the Stick Figures.

Nelle: And they're wonderful! Look, we've barely begun telling the story in stick figures.

Nelle: When some program or another shows those very scenes!

Karen eh: I love how you did the next scene, Lewd!

Nelle: And, you make my case.

Lewd: Nelle, it�s ok. I made lots more Spamalot Stick Figure scenes that haven�t had videos shown.

Nelle: I know, I know. I�m just sad the series never took off. And, for what it�s worth, IT�S ALL CLAY AIKEN�S FAULT!!!

Karen eh: Ha. How do you figure?

Nelle: Well, I�ve been collecting stage door photos for the series, too.

Lewd: Oh yea�those are totally distracting.

Nelle: How can a Broad focus when Clay is going around in a PURPLE sweater, then in a PURPLE shirt, with TIE?

Karen eh: Well, yea, I can see how that might prevent you from telling the tale of Brave Sir Robin.

Karen eh: Let alone the travels and travails of the Knights of Camelot.

Nelle: Now, Clay keeps popping up, trying to mesmerize me.

Lewd: Us!

Nelle: Us, with his long legs�

Nelle: Gorgeous shoulders�

Nelle: And enormous�feet�

Katynka: Clay can distract me with his round ass any time he wants.

Lewd: Aren�t you the Broad who is not appearing in this MP?

Karen eh: Heh. Well, he does have an album to promote.

Nelle: Don�t even get me started on the album promo photos.

Lewd: Oh, he gets me started�finished, too.

Nelle: He even pulled out the big guns�with a musical symbol TIE!

Karen eh: Well, I think we need to just get back to work and finish this MP.

Nelle: Yes, I think you�re right, Keh. We should stick to the plan, post Lewd�s Stick Figures.

Karen eh: We can still intersperse those with yummy stage door photos.

Lewd: Throw in the video caps from scenes that showed up in the media.

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Lewd, Karen eh, Nelle

Spamalot Stick Figures by Lewd

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