2005-02-11
7:32 p.m.

Two-Strappin' Cutie

(to the tune of Boot Scootin' Boogie
by Brooks and Dunn,
lovingly rewritten by Julie)

Out in Car'lina
They grow geeky boys so fine
Just the way I like 'em
That's the bottom line
The boy had goofy hair and clothes
And a Southern twang
I was aimless, shameless, just fartin' around
That's when I lucked out and found
This two-strappin' cutie

He wears some odd clothes
And his voice just drips honey
My God, he's so cute
It's like he's part bunny
He fires up my girly parts
Like no-one's ever done
Sends me flyin to nirvana
Stop? I don't wanna!
That boy's got the goods
He's my two-strappin' cutie

chorus:
Yeah, stringbean, squeaky-clean
Come on darlin', let's go get durrty
Oh, lip smack, backpack, Baby you got sweet back
Dayum, you're a beauty
Oh, geek style, crooky smile, stay a while
Two-strappin' cutie

Everyone asks me
Says, "Girl, what'll it be?"
I want a shot at that redhead yonder
On my TV
That little nerd-boy's singin'
And he's hotter than the Fourth of July
He says couture, hairdos, he ain't got a clue
But true beauty shines right through
With this two-strappin' cutie

(repeat chorus)

-- thanks to my Brooks & Dunn expert, Cella, and to All Things Clay Aiken for making that divoon backpack video available...and thanks to the alt-printscreen key combo for making it possible for lil' ol' me to make screencaps! ;o)