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2005-04-26
10:22 p.m.

LBFCA'S Wildest Dreams!!!!

Tonight ... much to our surprise Clay Aiken was spotted in the audience of AI4 to announce his "Wildest Dreams Tour" ...

Ryan: So Clay, we hear you're launching a new tour this summer!

Clay: Yep ... That's right. It's mah ... rock/pop/r&b/80'scovers/soul/americana/
can'tgetenoughofhiminaneveningwithclayaiken Tour ...

Ryan: Guys can we see that map?

Ryan: .. that's an interesting map, dude...

Clay: Yep ... as you can see by the map .. I can't take the tour to all of the Broads ... and well, for all those Broads who live in the outer regions ... we bought this gigantic bus ...to tour around and spend a couple of months making it up to them ... 'cos mah Broads have had those Bus Dreams for a while now ... We're calling it the "Wildest Dreams Tour" ...

Ryan: That's an unusual choice of name ... The Wildest Dreams Tour ...

Clay: Yeah ... we wanted something that conveyed a real sense of the Broads ...

Clay: Nick and I plan to pay a special visit to pam... AND ... we'll be taking one Lucky Broad along with us to serve as a guide ... they do love their purple ...

Ryan: You sure that's safe man ... I hear they're a rowdy bunch.

Clay: Ah think we'll be okay ...

Ryan: Now, about that bus ... We have a picture of it ... can we show that please, guys ... Oh wow! Look at the size of that thing ...

Clay: Yeah, Well ... you know we have all the Broads who have 'ta fit in there and then there's all the ties ... Ya know Nelle has to have those ties ... Hey Nelle!

Clay: And then well ... you know ... there are other things that need a lot of room ... Ah'm just sayin' ...

Ryan: Yes, we've heard about that ... you have large feet. Look at those things ... they're like boats man!

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Wendy: Nelle ... Nelle ... NELLE ... WAKE UP!

Nelle: Huh, what???

Wendy: Did you see the new promo for Oprah's Wildest Dreams??? Clay is going to a high school to meet two teenagers! Isn't that cool?

Nelle: Ohhhhh ... I guess I was dreaming ... *sigh*


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Written By: Wendy in FL and Nelle

Thanks to Fountaindawg for the painfully beautiful Clayland Map!

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Nelle: uhh, Wendy, maybe it's best we do not start an LBFCA thread at the Official Fan Club forum.

Wendy: uhh, I think you're right, Nelle...they let real thirteen year olds in there!

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Thanks to Clay Aiken for everything!

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