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2006-06-28
10:55 p.m.

You Might Be Going Through Clay Withdrawal When...

You might be going through Clay withdrawal when you find yourself
stroking a size 13 Kenneth Cole and you're not quite sure how you
ended up in the shoe department in the first place.

You might be going through Clay withdrawal when, while watching the Food Network, you imagine whipping Clay...whoops!...Clay whipping up a 30-minute meal using nothing more than a spatular and some ketchup. YOU KEEP A FULL SUPPLY OF SPATULAR'S AND KETCHUP BOTTLES HANDY IN EVERYROOM YA KNOW JUST INCASE!!! *

You might be going through Clay withdrawal when you find yourself going to Krispy Kreme two, three, maybe four times a day, and giggling incessantly when the "HOT NOW" sign is lit.

You might be going through Clay withdrawal when, every time you see a redheaded baby in a stroller, you do a double-take.

You might be going through Clay withdrawal when you order things you don't need and can't afford through eBay just so the FedEx guy will knock on your door and ask you to sign for a package. A really big package.

You might be going through Clay withdrawal when you paint every wall in your house terracotta so you can feel as though you're surrounded by Clay.

You might be going through Clay withdrawal when you ask your kids if that cartoon with the cowboy character named Clay (the one with the big...hat) is called "The Ranch."

You might be going through Clay withdrawal when you start looking through the classified ads for job openings in Clayton, MO, Clayton, CA, Clayton, GA, and Clayton, NY.

You might be going through Clay withdrawal when a person named Clay comes to your office for an interview and you REALLY want to be the one to ask him questions about his, um, skill set.

You might be going through Clay withdrawal when you ask the tall, bespectacled, shaggy-haired Kirby vacuum salesman to demo the extension hose and crevice tool just one...more...time.

A Dan-Tynka Joint
-Inspired by the Broads, written by Danielle
-amazing photochopping by Katynka
- special mention to Killer Dee!

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