2005-03-27
9:38 p.m.

Shirt Tale

LBFCA has obtained an unaired portion of video taped at the end of Clay's recent WRAL TV interview in Raleigh. After discussing his experiences as a UNICEF Ambassador in Indonesia and his plans for the rest of 2005, Clay was asked about his unusual shirt...

As soon as Ah returned to the US, of course Ah headed to the Double-O Wild BEVR Ranch, to hook up with mah Lecherous Broads.

The Broads were having their annual egg dying party.

One of them, Ah believe it was Melissa, handed me this big jar of green egg dye, and as I took it, our fingers barely touched,

Well, that dang Broad reacted as if she'd been struck bah lightnin' or somesuch. She jumped, and that green dye splattered all over me and mah white t-shirt!

I thought, Oh Lord and Taylor, I really messed this mess up!

But Nelle came rushing over and started to rub the dye offa me and mah shirt with a towel...

Purdy soon, Ah wuz surrounded by all mah Broads, rubbing me with towels...

We all ended up rolling around on the floor, Broads all on top of me and each other...

They call it a "Broad Pile" ... it's one of mah Broads most favorite games whenever Ah visit The Ranch *giggle*

They really worked at rubbing all that dye offa me, mah Broads are so good to me!

But, to tell you the truth, some of them sorta missed mah shirt entirely...

Ah still wanted to wear this shirt today in their honor

As a special shout out.

Ah love mah Lecherous Broads.

Nelle