by Evan Drake, sung by Frank Sinatra,
lyrics lovingly rewritten by Julie
When Clay was twenty-four
It was a very good year
It was a very good year for small town gurrls
And big-city Broads
Our nether-parts thawed
We joined up to adore
Our Clay at twenty-four
When Clay was twenty-nine
It was a very good year Broads rated videos, Clay became a new dad
And made Sir Robin sing
And...that one other thing
Which showed acres of spine
When Clay was twenty-nine
And now the days grow short
We�re in the autumn of the year
And Clay can look at his life with loads of pride
For all that he�s done
Bringing beauty and fun
To those assembled here
Here�s to an awesome next year!
-- Julie, joining Lecherous Broads everywhere to wish Clay a Happy 30th birthday! (It�s not so bad, hon. We�ve all been there!)
You didn�t think I�d let
Clay�s special day go by without observing
that most sacred of Broadly traditions, did you?