2003-09-21
8:35 p.m.

Two Claytons

Two Claytons

About a week ago, we were treated to some stunning and brilliant Clay video montages which evoked both tenderness and mega-lechery in a torrent of Purple Pages postings from our community of Broads.

It struck me that part of what appeals to us about Clay, in addition to his Goodness and an amazing compilation of Delectable Body Parts, is his complexity. It is the mix of boy and man (yummy!). It is the blend of saint and brat. It is the cocktail of sweet and snark. It is the mystery of how his modesty coexists with a sexuality that cannot, will not, be contained.

I was reminded of a song by the late, great Steve Goodman which I took the liberty of borrowing.......

TWO CLAYTONS
by Lila
To the tune of TWO LOVERS

There are two Claytons, one's a Beautiful Boy.
Two Claytons, and it's both that give us joy.

Here's what we say 'bout the first Clayton:
So sweet and fine, his jade eyes just shine,
He sings of love and he gives in kind.

Can't help but love him,
We sigh and smile and love him.
Ba-by oh (wo oh).
The Broads love him (Broads love him).
And we'll buy every song, follow where'er he goes.

Yes, there are two Claytons, one's a Mr. Lova Man.
Two Claytons, and it's both we want in hand.

Here's what we say about the other Clayton:
Feet, hands, and Package are super-sized!

Makes us scream, until we're damp, and cry
That we want him.
Mr. Lova! Need and want him.
Lo-va oh (wo oh)
The Broads want him (Broads want him).
We yearn to hear him sing, and we are clutch ho's now.

Clayton, Ooh!
Mr. Lova he drive us wild.
Beautiful Boy he make us cry.
Doubters said "It can't be true -
Kind and sweet and so HOT too!"

We Broads united in Lechery (yes be-letched are we).
And on this we agree...

That by your side we'll be
Devoted to you (to both Claytons, Oooh).

Well, we've got two Claytons that drive us insane.
Two Claytons that we love and we claim.
Two Claytons that we love and adore
And we still want more!

Lila

posted by Nelle