2003-11-24
8:59 a.m.

First Comes Love ... then Comes Marriage ... then comes ...

Pop Star Clay Aiken, winner of the Fans Choice award at the American Music Awards last week, today received another award. His new bride, the former Sandi Baker, gave birth to a son ,at a private hospital in LA. Weighing in at 13 and one half pounds, the baby has the red hair of both parents and his fathers green eyes. His parents have named him Vincent. Waldo Aiken.

There has been speculation, since their wedding picture appeared on an Aiken fan site that the bride was expecting...but, the happy couple insist that the little bundle from heaven was indeed premature and there was not a shotgun in sight!

However, the unique difference in their ages has fueled the flame of gossip The gaggle of celebrity May/ December romances here in Tinsel Town, pale in comparison to that of the 24 year old Aiken and his 62 year old bride. " Love knows no boundaries," said Aiken as he held his new born son ." My wife is a true Broad! The minute I met her, she seemed to already know everything about me...I cannot imagine how she did it!"

The Bride, when interviewed, gave this statement. "My Buttercup is a Sexy Mofo, Fo Shizzle! Though I am no Tramp... When he saw my BEVR in Boise, he said, 'Ding Dang'...and I found that this little Tea Cozy of a Man had a Package that made me go Thud! Giddiyup! We were all over each other like a Red Jacket!...Tee Hee! He is my one and only Brude!""

The new family is taking some time off together and spending a few days at an undisclosed location...a secluded Ranch, said to belong to friends of the Bride. And while there, they will have their son christened. In an unorthodox move, there will be one God Father, a Mister Neil Sedaka...and Twelve Godmothers whose names are unavailable at this time. A celebatory dinner will follow with a menu consisting of Chicken, Steak and Pork chops...with Krispy Kremes for dessert. The new Bride will wear Fur.. Tonight, Mr Aiken will appear on "Late Night With David Letterman" where he will discuss his hit CD and the Art of Diaper Folding. He will then sing Barry Manilow's," It's A Miracle"!

By: Fabulously Delusional Sandi
Posted by: Wendy in FL , her Delusional Mentor ...