2005-06-06
8:31 p.m.

Greatest American Part 1 ...

Backstage at the Taping of 'Greatest American' ...

Matt: Nice Shirt ... is that purple plaid???

Clay: Why thank you ... and yes, it is ... Ah got it at WalMart ... Ah thought since Ah was going to be talking about Sam Walton ...

Matt: Clay, you should be up for this.

Clay: Oh now Matt, this is not a com.pe.ti.tion.

Matt: Actually, it is ...

Clay: Oh that's right ... it's just one Ah'm NAWT trying to win. *giggle*

Besides, mah fans have been known to crash servers in about five minutes flat .. you really don't want to deal with that kind of power, do ya?

Matt: I see your point .... but we could at least tell them you're going to be on ...

Clay: Then they'll wonder WHY Ah wasn't nominated ... and they'll make screencaps and talk about mah shirts and stuff ... it's better that they don't know ...

Matt: But Clay ... uh, we asked you to be on here for a reason ... you know, you're a big draw ... ::whispering:: ... ratings ...

Clay: So, you mean ... you are using me? For ratings ...

Matt: Well, yeah ... we sorta are.

Clay: All that yes, Mr. Aiken. Sit here, Mr Aiken. Oh, you want to talk about Sam Walton, Mr. Aiken? That sounds great, Mr. Aiken. All just to get your "ratings!?!"

Matt: Yep.

Clay: Hmmmm ...

Clay: And just how would they like this???

Clay: Will this help your ratings?

A Wentynka Joint ... (aka Wendy in FL and Katynka)

With inspiration from Nelle ...