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2005-06-08
Greatest American Part II ...
Channel Surfing Broad: Did you all know Clay is on that Discovery show 'Greatest American'???!!! Pooty Finger Broad: OMG! How do I vote!! My fingers are all ready to dial!!! Rational Broad: He's not ON the list ... he's talking about the PEOPLE on the list ... CIA Broad: What?!?! How could this happen?? *head spinning* Pooty Finger Broad: Not ON the list???? What???? Clay should be ON EVERY LIST!!!! Rational Broad: Oh comeon, he can't be on every list ... CIA Broad: I have pictures from Uganda. I have an advance schedule for JNTII. I even have footage of the lost "You Can't Take that Away From Me" performance. How did I miss this? Channel Surfing Broad: Shhhhh ... he's talking. Rational Broad: Now, now CIA ... you can't be expected to catch everything. CIA Broad: Hrmph, maybe ... next you'll be telling me he's on an episode of 'Deadliest Catch' ... OMG ... look at the nose scrunch!!!
Pooty Finger Broad: Are you SURE there's no category to vote for him on this show???? Rational Broad: Uh, yes, I'm sure. Relax and watch the show ... give your pooty fingers a rest ... CIA Broad: According to my sources, he got that shirt at Walmart ... gotta love a man who is always lookin' for a deal ... Channel Surfing Broad: Huh, dang I missed him ... I was flipping to another channel ... Pooty Finger Broad: LOL, see what you missed? Channel Surfing Broad: Hey, if it weren't for me surfing ... you would never have known he was going to be on! CIA Broad: Which leads me back to ... HOW DID I NOT KNOW ABOUT THIS????!!!!!! Rational Broad: Settle down ...
Pooty Finger Broad: Did you see that giggle??? CIA Broad: *dead on floor* Channel Surfing Broad: OMG! Did I miss it AGAIN???? Rational Broad: Put the tv changer DOWN!!
CIA Broad: Awww ... they let him talk about Billy Graham ... Pooty Finger Broad: Awwww Channel Surfing Broad: Awwwww Rational Broad: Awwwww CIA Broad: I love it when he talks about the Lord ... *sigh*
Rational Broad: Did you hear him say ... And they took off!! Channel Surfing Broad: Heeee ... he looked like he might leave his chair! CIA Broad: I've got some things I'd like to see him take off ... Pooty Finger Broad: One t-shirt, two t-shirts, three t-shirts ... CIA Broad: *high fives pooty* Rational Broad: Now, who wants to screencap and make a page about this??? CIA Broad: Wonder if I can get copies of the 'after shots' ... you know, the behind 'the behind' shots ... Channel Surfing Broad: Did someone mention 'Deadliest Catch'???
With inspiration from Nelle and St L Linda (for the aftershots ... heee)
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