2006-09-21
11:25 a.m.

Panic! At The Ranch!

Nelle: Oh dear...do you think Clay ever had a panic attack while visiting us at The Double O Wild BEVR Ranch?

MGM Pat: Hmmm, well, we do have a lot of rooms at The Ranch, he kept telling Diane Sawyer that he'd get those feelings when he walked into rooms.

Sue: I think he meant that he felt his heart racing and he was getting sweaty because of the crowds in the room.

Martyalice: Most of the time when Clay comes into one of our rooms, there's just him and one Broad there.

SuzyP: Our Broadpiles are pretty crowded.

CaroleZ: But Clay is usually giggling during those!

Filly: Until the moaning starts.

JaneP: He never looked like he wasn't enjoying himself.

jannet: He sure keeps coming back for more ;-)

NIS: There is usually a lot of getting sweaty happening in the rooms when he visits us.

Danielle: I don't think that it's only Clay getting sweaty!

Doc in NC: I know Clay has had a rapid heart rate during his visits to The Ranch.

beth: Who hasn't?

Amy e: I can stock the medicine cabinet just in case.

Katynka: We would never want Clay to suffer at The Ranch.

Broads in Unison: No way!

Jill: We'll take care of him in all the ways he wants and needs.

Erin: But, but, what about his heart wrenchingly beautiful but sad new song, Lover All Alone...

Nelle: Clay's heart, and all his other parts, will always have a warm welcoming home at The Ranch.

Broads in Unison: Yes!

Nelle: Besides, look at all the TIES Clay has been wearing recently...you know he's trying to tell us (meeee!!!!!) how much he loves us (meeeee!!!!).

Odin: *rolls eyes*

Nelle: I heard that!

Birdie: This morning on GMA Clay said, "I hope people like me for my singing. I hope I sing well enough for people to stick around. Sometimes I wonder myself, but you know (giggles) that's what I want to do."

Broads in Unison: *pause*

Broads in Unison: BWAHAHAHA! Clay can be such a dork!

Katynka: BROADPILE!

Broads in Unison: Wheeeeeeee!

~~~

Nelle

Thanks to all the gatherers and sharers of Clack, including galrow, zippy888, DavidFosterandFriends.com, geekette, MommaJudy, and Karen Eh