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2003-04-09
Joey Ramone to Judge Agreed, Lisa: Lionel Richie was a decent guest �judge.� Agreed, Kathy: Clay needs to let the Broads dress him (mmmm). I volunteer to be sure he�s got happenin� undies. Now comes word of Fox�s ultimate guest host ploy. Next week, a ouija board will be mounted beside Simon, and the three resident judges will channel the spirit of Joey Ramone as guest ghost-judge. He�ll be able to hawk his wares as other guest judges have done. Only in this case, promoting his songs will also serve as critical comment. For example, after Kim C�s performance (assuming she returns): �I wanna be sedated.� After Carmen (ditto above parenthetical comment): �Teenage lobotomy.� After Josh: �Now I wanna sniff some glue.� After Clay, Joey would speak for all of us: �I wanna be your boyfriend.� Best of all, in Fox�s eyes, is that a ouija board comes cheaper than live talent. --Chandra blog comments powered by Disqus |