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2005-11-06
Lecherous Angels for Clay Aiken Nelle: *sniff* Karen Eh: What's wrong, Nelle? Nelle: On stage during his thank you�s, Clay spoke to his fans in the audience, and said, "in some ways, you're a little like guardian angels for me." First, he plays a guardian angel in his JNT05, and now he's calling us, his fans, angels??? He�s just so wonderful! *weeps*
Katynka: *rolls eyes* *throws box of Kleenex Nelle: Well, it does seem like a lot of responsibility....I'm not sure most of the Broads know how to be, exactly...angelic. Katynka: We already take care of all of Clay�s needs at The Ranch....we're pretty good at that...I think we can handle this gig. Nelle: That�s true...and, well, I already think of Jill as a Sprite...maybe she can give the rest of us some angel-y tips.
Erin: Errrr...I think that's more of a Pixie. I think the Lecherous Angels would look more like this:
Lisa: What do guardian angels do, anyway? Nelle: I guess we'll have to watch over Clay, and be all benevolent and stuff... Wendy: You mean like open our wallets and give him all our money? We already do that! Katynka: HA! I think Nelle means like he does in his show �
Pat in Indy: Oh my! He glows!
Karen Eh: We�re going to need a lot more marshmallows! Robin: OK, as his Guardian Angels we will watch over Clay...whatever he's doing....like when he's napping:
Wendy: And when he's talking, I love to listen to his speaking voice, but he does go on sometimes:
amy e: *ahem* This angel business has me a little concerned...we're not going to be the type of angels that John Travolta played, are we? I mean, he said angels didn't have all their, uhhhh...parts. Melissa: Oh, please....I'm pretty sure Angel Clay has all his parts!
Killer Dee: If he ever needs us to, we can be protective dark angels:
OH Cindy: Oh yea! We can kick some Clay enemy a$$!
Nelle: Ooo! Oooo! We can be Snow Angels! Kelly: What? You mean like this?
Nelle: *glares at Kelly* No! You know how Clay loves his snow:
Nelle: We can replace his JNT snow machine if it ever breaks!
Wendy: We might have to, you know...anoint Clay...like if he gets sick or something:
Erin: Uhhh...yea, I don't think we'll have any trouble getting volunteers for the oil and ointment treatment!
Nelle: Naturally...his
Katynka: *gulp* Well, I can confirm that Lecherous Angels still have all their parts...my ovaries just burst! Robin: We'll also need to watch over Clay when he's making his music:
Kelly: I�d like to guide him away from the Mongolian Polka and Mexican Folk Song themes!
Nelle: Heh�I think he still has free will.
allison: Will we get to
NIS: Will we be magical angels? Clay gets to do magic with his hands.
StLewd: Oh yea�I want Clay�s magic hands!
SuzyP: Get in line, sister!
Jynnan Tonnix: Even when he�s not the center of attention, those hands are magical!
pam: Even when he�s not in a vignette those hands are pure magic!
Broads: *swoon* ~~~ Katynka, Wendy, Erin, Nelle
Gif by Mr. Wendy in FL Thanks to the JNT05 Clack Gatherers and Sharers, including Ressamac, Zippy888, Galrow, Qoatg, nikeenwmn, and dc4clay
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