2005-01-13
7:18 a.m.

Broad Personality Profiles

Clay being gone until May, has made me a little clazy, I mean crazy. One afternoon I was flipping through the archives and came across "Debbie" at her clack station. It got me thinking, What kind of Broad is "Debbie"? What makes her tick? So with some extensive research I have found there are basically 5 different types of Broad Personalities. Which one of these do you fit in?

1. Openness- Curious, creative, artistic. You can tell from the pic below that this Broad is artistic bearing from all the signs that she made. And I'm betting that that drawer file is chock full of FanFic and other "love letters" to Clay Aiken.

2. Conscientiousness- Disciplined, neat and structured. How much Clack would one obtain if she were a fan of Clay's from waaaaay back during the American Idol Days. (Take a look at the poster on the wall.)

This Broad kisses her poster of young Clay every night before bed.

And this Broad also--the shelf above the desk clearly shows all of her clack from Broadfests, while her pictures are neatly displayed on the wall and in a purple LBFCA frame.

3. Extraversion- Talkative, sociable, in need of stimulation! Wait a minute while I think of stimulation with a certain singer. Okie-dokie..we can continue now! Notice the wine glass that is full beside the racing car Clay picture. Now with both of those in hand, that's stimulation! And I'm also a betting gal that the batteries are stored right there in a left drawer (for that digital camera)

4. Agreeableness- Compassionate, trusting, helpful. When one is down, these Broads will lift your spirits with a buldging package in the mail. The pictures show a range of fandom, right from the very beginning. Hint: And we already know that one of these Broads can lend Clay a helping leg for dancing.

5. Neuroticism- Always relaxed or anxious, excessive cravings or urges. Never just in between. And they also can have excessive cravings or urges. Apparantly this Broad would love to see Clay nekkid. Look at the driving move pic (where he finally showed us his belly) then the Wango Tango pic (where we finally saw a little skin). Maybe I'm in this group also!

Well, there ya have it. The 5 personalities of a Broad. I personally think we each have a little of each in all of us! So until May, keep on clacking!

A life? Cool! Where can I download one of those?

(Click on the computer to reveal the Clack owners.)

Hope you liked it!

-- by amy e

-- layout and programming by Frances.