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2005-09-19
2:02 p.m.

Emmys in September ....

*Wendy and Katynka come out in their best 'Sweeney Sisters' gear*

Wendy: Hey Kat.

Katynka: Yes Wendy.

Wendy: Do you remember ... the eighteenth night of September ...

Katynka: Well, of course I do ... Ellen was wasting time in the back room ... While holding a puppet that looked like Clay ...

*The two begin singing*

Our ears were ringin'
At how off-key Trump was singin'
As Mullaly checked out his blingin'
She said, "He sure ain't much like Clay."

*Katynka and Wendy begin kicking*

Ba de Ya - Say do you remember
Ba De Ya - Emmys in September
Ba De Ya - All we wanted to see was Clay

Katynka:
Do you remember ...
The AI2 medleys - so cheesy?

Well, that FAME disaster made them seem classy
No honey, we're not going to remember your name.

Hey, Hey, Hey

Wendy:
And then I got to see Hugh Jackman ...
He was lookin' at me ..

Katynka: Wait, wait ... kill the music ...
*to Wendy* ... can't you control yourself for ONE song?

Wendy: You're right, I'm sorry ...
*singing*
And there was Warrick ... I mean Gary Dourdan ...

Wait, maybe I shouldn't sing about him either ... *licking screen*

Katynka: That's probably a good idea ... Can we get back to the song?

Wendy: Yes, I'm sorry. *hanging head*

Katynka:
Oh, Fredericka, You once were a star in the opera ...
Now you're singing with that freak William Shatner ...
Is this mess to be your final frontier?

Wendy:
There's Verdine White
Do you remember him from back on Disco Night?
He's still wearing those silly pirate clothes.

Too bad Clay's not still wearing those PAA-AA-AANTS.

Both:
Ba de ya - Who's our emmy idol?
Ba de ya - It ain't no desperate housewife
Ba de ya - All we want to see is Claaaay


Another Wentynka Joint
aka Wendy in Fl and Katynka

Emmy Caps by Wendy in FL .... AI Group Number Cap by Melissa ... Photos from MgM Pat, Getty and Yahoo ...


And just becos I love it soooo much ...


Good puppy ... nice kitty.

Red Carpet Clay

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