2004-04-22
11:11 p.m.

The UPS Man Cometh

April 1, 2003

Disco Night

Just when we thought we knew everything there was to know about Clay, he went and showed us something new.

We already knew that he had a great voice,

and could reach out to the audience,

and we even knew about that lethal lipbite.

The clipples were a bit of a surprise,

but we had a bigger surprise coming. A lot bigger.

Clay was dressed head to size 13 1/2 foot in brown polyester.

It made us think of the UPS man.

Especially when we saw he was bringing us a package.

Man, was that a really long, long, long

note.

Terrible?

Uh-huh.

Terribly exciting.

Terribly sexy.

Terribly hot.

Note: This page was intended to go up on the anniversary of disco night, but I was distracted by the Coming Tour and lost track of the days. It's all Clay Aiken's fault. So instead, I thought it would make a nice Package Day card. Happy Package Day!

--by Katynka

Thanks to IHeartClay for the caps.