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2004-09-05
3:51 p.m.
Where is Clay?
Based on" Where Is Love "from Oliver
Where ... oh ... where oh ... Where is Clay?How WILL I make it thru my day?
On my large homescreen, I fear...
He will not again appear...
Where ... oh ... where ... oh where is Clay!
Soon my poor brain will explode ...
The closest I will ever be ...
Is seeing him on my TV!
So! Where. oh.. where.. oh where is Clay? The Telethon is on this week ...
Will it give me what I seek?
Will Clay fly across the land ...
So I can watch him clutch that stand ...
For this, to Jerry, I will pray!
Abstinence effects our lives ...
{ I am coming down with Hives!}
Diane and Regis, Kimmel too ...
Please tell me what I can do ...
With Sexual Favors I can pay!
That would help to see me thru ...
Though you would all hear me moan'n..
I would even turn on "Conan" ...
Just to see his face this day!
There is nothing I won't watch ...
Since I opened up the Scotch ...
Could he appear in the Center Square?
Jumping up to sing with Cher?
On Food channel with Souffle?
In stripey shirts on bowling lanes?
I have now got facial ticks ...
And must soon find a TV fix ...
Or men will come to take me far away!
Above, I see a harvest moon ...
The War goes on, the Red Sox lose ...
This Lecherous Broad has got the Blues ...
Where ... oh ... WHERE ... oh where is CLAY!!!
By: Sandi
Posted by: Wendy in the Hurricane ...
